crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(Source: star-loser, via theprettierdoppleganger)

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

(Source: r-pollo, via fatboymuzik)

elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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(via jarceyshore)

poopflow:

if u have good cheekbones aND good eyebrows fuck u

(via poptartpounder)

theblackcurator:

I admire women who are effortlessly stylish, who laugh easily, who are genuinely kind, and who tell the truth about themselves.

(via fatboymuzik)

stability:

actual footage of dogs when there are no people around

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(via im-still--yawning)

lipsitck:

when i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

(via perpetual-sass)